My Week Of Clean Eating

I tried eating clean last week. In order for you to understand how hard that was for me, I should first tell you a little story. When Dan and I first got married I, like many ambitious wives, tried to make him a home-cooked meal. Something that reminded him of his northeastern, Italian roots. Although […]

SMITH Final Book Cover

Books, Books and More Books!

It’s no secret I like funny books. You know what I like more than reading a funny book? Being in a funny book! And what’s even better than that? Being in a funny book with a charitable purpose – one that will positively impact lives. I feel very fortunate to know some extremely talented authors who […]


Fertility Goddess

I told you yesterday, boobies are literally everywhere. More proof… Friend: Are you supposed to just slip this thing into your home decor to help you get pregnant?? Me: Yes. It’s like Elf on the Shelf. No one can touch it, yet it mysteriously moves around the house while random stuffed animals and army men […]


Boobies are everywhere. Until you need them.

Boobies are literally everywhere. Until you need them and then you can’t find them anywhere. I popped into Spencer’s the other day to look for a gag gift. Remember Spencer’s? I used to love going there when I was in high school. It was the ultimate place for edgy, humorous gag gifts. Or for a […]


Marco Polo

I’ll be honest, I’m not the biggest animal lover. I have no desire to swim with stingrays in the Grand Caymans or ride horseback in Costa Rica. I’m not likely to housesit your cat or even hold your bearded dragon. And I guarantee that I won’t own any animal that I have to feed other […]


Logo Design: I’m Loco for Logos

As I get closer to the book design element of publishing, I’ve been giving a lot of thought to branding and logo design. While I have toyed around with Photoshop and Gimp (both image editors), I am no seasoned professional so I turned to Carrie of to help create a logo that represents my unique […]

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