I’m going to start featuring a weekly wrap-up post to let you know all the crazy stuff I wrote, did, made, found or otherwise stalked on the internet. You’re welcome.
Crazy blog posts I wrote:
So If you follow my blog you know that Dan and I have embarked on quite an adventure. (Wait!! I see a reemergence of Steady Betty in the Bedroom!) We are attempting to have sex every day for a whole year. ”Why?” I don’t know. “Why not?” is what I would ask you. Do I think it’s possible? Well, given that he works down the street and his only business-related travel is to the Post Office once a week, I’d say, “Yes. It’s possible.” Is it reasonable? Hmmm….that’s a tough-y.
Dan’s on high blood pressure medicine and nearly had an anxiety attack last week when we tried to get it on in the closet. Kids were pounding on the door and distracting us. Hell, I just recently convinced him to have sex with the dog in the room. So I don’t know if his heart can take all the sex and sneaking around behind closed doors. And as for me….thank God the vagina is a self-lubricating organ, otherwise I’d catch on fire from all this friction. The reality is Dan and I are both too stubborn and too competitive to throw in the towel. So with the beginning of football season I thought I’d present you with the SEX SCOREBOARD.